Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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