girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize