So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize