do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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