It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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