why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
