I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
worst night to have a conscience
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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