He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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