he fucked my hip out of place.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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