either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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