I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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