I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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