Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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