you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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