There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
