he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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