Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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