Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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