lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
