did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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