he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
and she was petting her beer can
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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