So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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