Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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