You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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