I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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