Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
As shirtless as possible
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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