No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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