Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
