you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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