At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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