pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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