I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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