That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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