Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If I had your ass I would rule the world
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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