I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
smell my finger.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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