forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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