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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize