just survived the first fart of the relationship.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
