found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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