Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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