Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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