The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
