Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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