At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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