if you like me you must not know who I am
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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