sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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