We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Sex in the backyard? Check.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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