He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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