omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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