"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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