You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
drinking out of a sandbucket again
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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