Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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