I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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