doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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