I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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