Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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