i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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