So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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